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Post by slb on Aug 8, 2006 11:56:23 GMT
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again.
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - - silence - - -
HUSBAND: "Shit."
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Post by New Goblin on Aug 8, 2006 12:41:12 GMT
lol
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Post by Emz on Aug 8, 2006 17:02:22 GMT
lol
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Post by Drolkan on Aug 9, 2006 1:03:05 GMT
LMAO!! I have read this one or one like it before. these are funny.
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Post by ..Fallen.Angel.. on Aug 9, 2006 10:50:58 GMT
llf
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Post by Viper on Aug 9, 2006 18:25:29 GMT
Haha that is so funny!!
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